Beer Quotes
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline
it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some
nuclear weapons but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank
Zappa
- Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway
- Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
- He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
- Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
thank her. --W.C. Fields
- Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
- Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us
stomachs. --David Daye
- Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet
it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind. --Humphrey Bogart
- People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they
just like to pee alot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
- I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
- They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
- All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so =
let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
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