The world was stunned at the death of the energizer bunny. He was 6 years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going. "PINKIE", as-he was known to his friends and relatives, was believed to have been alone at the time of his unfortunate death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical examiner, Dura cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunnies batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming.
Courtsey of Alexis.