Score by adding ‘NO’ answers. ‘MOS’ means member of the opposite sex. 1 point for each no answer out of 100 possible.

Have you ever:

1. had a date?
2. been out on a date past 4 am?
3. had a blind date?
4. kissed a MOS?
5. been French kissed?
6. kissed a MOS in the horizontal position?
7. French kissed 3 or more MOS;s in 24 hrs.?
8. kissed a MOS in the last three months?
9. necked for more than2 hours consecutively?
10. slow danced cheek-to-cheek?
11. had an alcholic drink?
12. been drunk?
13. driven while under the infulence of alcohol or drugs?
14. had a lapse of memory due to alcohol or drugs?
15. used alcohol or drugs to lower a MOS’s resistance?
16. smoked tobacco?
17. smoked pot or hash ?
18. used a stronger drug?
19. taken 4 or more ‘recreational’ drugs within 24 hrs?
20. read a pornographic book or magazine?
21. seen a porngraphic movie?
22. seen a stripper?
23. been arrested?
24. been convicted of a crime?
25. had an erection/clitoral erection?
26. had an orgasm?
27. had an orgasm in a dream?
28. fondled an MOS’s ass?
29. caressed a MOS’s thigh?
30. fondled a breast or had your breast fondled?
31. wrestled with a MOS?
32. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with a MOS?
33. gone coed skinny-dipping?
34. gone through the motions of intrecourse while fully clothed?
35. spent the night in a MOS’s room?
36. slept in the same bed with an MOS?
37. seen a naked post-pubescent MOS?
38. been seen naked by a MOS after puberty?
39. undressed or been undressed by a MOS?
40. kissed a MOS on the brest or been kissed on the breast?
41. fondled a MOS’s genitals or had your genitals fondled by a MOS?
42. had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MOS?
43. kissed a MOS on the thigh?
44. engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman)?
45. engaged in fellatio (oral sex on a man)?
46. had sexual intercourse at a parent’s house while they were at home?
47. engaged in a definitely sexual activity on a first date?
48. masturbated?
49. masturbated to a picture?
50. masturbated with another person in the room?
51. watched another person masturbate?
52. been caught masturbating?
53. simulated intercourse with an inaminate object?
54. commited an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you where there)?
55. commited an act of exhibitionism ( stripping, streaking etc.)?
56. massaged or been massaged by a MOS?
57. unintentionally interupted a couple in a significant state of undress?
58. participated in a tickle orgy, gross out, truth or dare, etc.?
59. experimented sexually before puberty?
60. purchased contraceptives in a drug store?
61. had sexual intercourse?
62. had sexual intercourse more than 10 times?
63. had sexual intercourse continuously of 1/2 hour?
64. had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months?
65. had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in 1 night?
66. had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions?
67. had sexual intercourse in a car?
68. had sexual intercourse using a condom?
69. ?
70. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
71. had sexual intercourse with 3 different people?
72. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
73. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
74. had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
75. had sexual intercourse with 2 MOSs in 24hrs.?
76. had sexual intercoursein a public place?
77. described a sexual experience to a separate party?
78. committed statutory rape?
79. been to object of travel or traveled 100 miles or more for sexual activity?
80. impregnated a woman of been pregnant?
81. arranged or had an abortion?
82. displaced a room mate by staying with a MOS for 1 or more nights?
83. shacked up with a MOS for a month or more?
84. tasted semen?
85. been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp?
86. accepted?
87. had anal intercourse?
88. been teated for V.D. due to reasonable suspicion?
89. had V.D. ?
90. Picked up a strange MOS for sexual purposes?
91. engaged in group sex?
92. engaged in sadism or masochism for sexual enjoyment?
93. been propostioned by a member of the same sex?
94. accepted?
95. been masturbated by a member of the same sex?
96. been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex?
97. commited incest?
98. fondled a pre-pubescent MOS?
99. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
100. commited bestiality?

• 100:- Stop reading and get back in your glass jar?
• 75-99:- are you lying or does such virginal behaviour still exist?
• 61-74:- Have yoy checked the mirror lately? Paper bags can be very useful.
• 51-60:- Your self restraint is almost admirable.
• 41-50:- Still a novice, enjoy furthering your knowledge.
• 31-40:- Experienced, but are you sure you’ve achieved all your goals.
• 21-30:- A bit of a ‘Wild Child’. Consider applying the brakes.
• 11-20:- You have at least one serious personality flaw, and no inhibitions!
• 1-10:- The word ‘depraved is a gross understatement. Men, women, children, animals, plants,and toilet brushes flee your presence. The fact that you haven’t scored 0 is not through lack of trying. Please quit the hormone injection programme. Have a shower and try wearing some clothes!
• 0:- Congratulations! You are the result of millions of years of evolution and continuous improvement of the human race. There is no God!