MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

WOMEN : A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

• ELEMENT: Women
  
• SYMBOL:Wo/
  
• DISCOVERER : Adam
  
• ATOMIC MASS : Accepted @ 53.6 kg but known to vary from
  40 - 200 kg
• OCCURANCES : Copious quantities in urban areas
  

1. Surface usually covered with pianted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states ( ranging from virgin metal to comon ore )
6. Yeilds if pressure is applied to correct places

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver & range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without any prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

1. Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

1. Pure specimens turn rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

1. Highly dangerous except in exprienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens

   do not come into contact with each other